SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I’m tryna go to chicago in sept.
holy fuck
oh my god like this started amazing but them just got better and better
like toots and the maytals are you fuckin’ serious
SAUL WILLIAMS BAD BOOKS STARS BLONDIE BAD RELIGION AGAINST ME FALL OUT BOY…. AND THIS IS ONLY ROUND ONE THEY’RE GONNA ANNOUNCE MORE
wait sam so are we actually gonna try to take a train to chicago or something caaaaaause um
(Source: accordingtobam)
kpop jokes that got old fast
- onew chicken
- dibidibidis my name is minho
- boom shakalaka
- don’t deny my r squared pi
- soy un dorito
- everybody rice eat
- jaehyo close your mouth
- every single exo joke
kpop jokes that will be funny forever
- jyp
100 + Followers!!!!!!
Yayyyyyy :’D
Hmmmm I’m not really sure. I’m a bit fickle about that, it just depends on the person really. Ask me more stuff, and try to be a slight bit less vague next time haha :3 p.s. I don’t judge and I Always answer back :) ask away! ~
My friend has just gotten to Dave in Homestuck and is messaging me.
Matt: Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntables.
Matt: Oh my god.
Matt: How do people dislike this?
(Source: pizzastiel)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Lmfao omg choking
he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
cant breathe
what’s wrong empanadas
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]
HAWT
Yahoo buys Tumblr.
